: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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