The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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