Taylor Swift is so right about you.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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