What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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