I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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