Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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