Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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