Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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