Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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