: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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