And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
