Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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