looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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