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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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