Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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