you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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