You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Of course I have a pirate flag
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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