No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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