He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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