am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
send nudes
from the living room?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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