Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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