Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Can I color on your dick again?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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