we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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