just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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