I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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