he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
