she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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