I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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