we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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