I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think people are normalizing furries
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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