do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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