Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
