I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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