oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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