well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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