but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
