Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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