Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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