I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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