I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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