Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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