Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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