So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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