ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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