Christians are straight up FREAKS
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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