So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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