your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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