oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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