You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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