So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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